Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Dang, that sucks. He can have my ACL if that would help. I’m definitely not using it.

People need to use the resources the Internet provides. Dempsey is Fulham’s leading scorer of goals in the club’s time in the PL, which both preceded his arrival and extended past his departure. This record was accomplished despite him never really being the focal point of the attack in any of his seasons with them.

Clint Dempsey had more than just one decent season at Tottenham. He had one fantastic season at Fulham, one other pretty damn good season at Fulham and several other decent seasons at Fulham where he saw time in most all games.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

I guess they left them in another suitcase in another hall.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

“Bat flip of the year???”

They have a right to bare arms, dammit!

I feel similarly about watching Johan Santana in the mid 00's. His starts were class-skip-worthy offenses, and the feeling of the lineup and the whole team was just different when he was up there. I wanted so badly for him to overcome the shoulder injuries that started plaguing him even back in 2002/3. There were…

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

“Pro cheater" is a weird hill.

“I hope they let him race at the Tokyo Olympics and continue talking shit to people who can’t beat him.”

Antoine Walker: Hold my beer.

A little better quality, at least on my computer:

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LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??