Oh God, Trump is going to insert his fat ass into this debate during his Executive Time tomorrow, isn’t he? FML.

Great, their (presumably) psychologically abusive parents will suffice.

Holy shit, I didn’t even see that one.  Didn’t they sing Pump Up The Jam back in the day?  My God, that makes this list 5000% more 90s.

Terriers made the top 10? And the Toronto T-Rex did too? (side note: shouldn’t that have been the T-Rexes? T-Rex doesn’t work as a mass-noun).

JFC, Torontonians From 25 Years Ago. Pull your head out of your goddamn ass.

I feel this comment in my goddamn bones.  

You don’t sound that sorry tbh.  But I respect that.

Dennis Rodman would have been a great Twitter follow. Also, while not a stars by any stretch, I’ll bet some of oafy white dudes of 90s basketball (e.g., Jack Haley, Danny Schayes) would have had been entertaining as hell.

This might be the most I’ve ever laughed at a Deadspin comment.  It’s just fucking perfection.

I saw this story break on Twitter hours ago and had already read it several times. And yet, when I saw that Roth had written about it for Deadspin, I immediately read it, knowing his take would be pitch-perfect.

Chris, I think you posted the wrong video.  That first clip is clearly Carmelo Anthony circa-2012.

Yeah, I think it should have been a charge, but it looked like the ball was out of his hand before he contacted Green, which means the basket would have counted (at least in college it would; I’m not sure if that rule is interpreted the same way in the pros).

I believe the preferred nomenclature is “handies.”

Durant went and saved the best for last.

On one hand, it’s possible the Giants’ true infatuation with Jones is about, as they said, his “maturity” and “fiber” and, as his college coach promised, his lack of “swag,”

Also, that’s one more thing Rudy Giuliani has in common with Dan Snyder (in addition to being raging assholes).

Damnit, you’re right. It’s tough to argue with the Smug Jazz Thumbs Drew meme.

Bears fans will undoubtedly disagree with the premise of the headline, as he couldn’t possibly suck harder than he did while playing QB.

That Alonzo Mourning GIF of Reluctant Acceptance is the best running meme on the internet. If you deny this, I’ll simply respond with the Alonzo Mourning GIF of Reluctant Acceptance and you will turn into a corncob.  I don’t make the rules; I just abide by them.