He traveled.

This made me laugh more than a 40-year old should laugh at a poop joke, but I apologize for nothing.

Oooh, after that last ding, he’ll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches...

Has anybody seen their draft stock tank more in a Final Four than Jarrett Culver? Granted, he did have a couple of big-time drives to the basket in the last four minutes of regulation, but for most of the game (and most of the weekend, frankly), he looked passive and unsure of himself—and then flipped the switch to…

Instead, teeth are made of nerves that are more sensitive than Nate Silver’s Twitter account...

“Rather than ever even”

“Obnoxiously grandstand” is an interesting take. I get the overall criticism re: Geno’s feminist bona fides (or lack thereof, depending on your perspective) — but I’m not sure what he should have done differently here?  Said the same thing in fewer words?  Made a different point?  Ignored the question?  Genuinely…

Regardless, it’s really great to see him stay so cool under pressure out there and never get too high or too low.

Yup, true. And he’s had quite a few injury issues as well, which is concerning for someone his age.

When Burneko brings the heat, man he BRINGS it.

Yeah, good point.

It’s also a good insult name. “Look at Jonny Anomaly over here, thinking he’s special.  FUCK YOU JONNY, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL AT ALL.”

2072!!! Just to put that in perspective: if someone tells you they’ll give you $10,000 but you have to wait until 2072 to collect it, they are actually giving you $455.82 (assuming 6% discount rate, which is high but not unreasonable). At a 3% discount rate (probably more realistic), they’re actually offering you…

Laura seems like she kind of sucks.  I mean, yes, they all likely suck in their own way, but Laura takes first place based on these emails IMO.

That’s how you become a 2egend

Real missed opportunity to draw a flaming yin-yang skull.  SMDH.

Every time I see Freddie Kitchens’ name, I think of David Pumpkins.

I mean, is he from something? I AM SO IN THE WEEDS WITH DAVID PUMPKINS!

Holy shit, if you ever want to learn how not to defend an out-of-bounds play, just watch #50 for Auburn. The confusion coursing through his veins is palpable.

Totally. Or something Billy Madison calls someone after speaking jibberish at them.

If you tuned in to ESPNU this afternoon for a show called Bracketology...