Seems fitting. After watching, I felt let down, crushed like a bug in the ground

After watching this I’m frankly impressed he managed to stand in the correct spot defensively.

Don’t tell me what to do, DAD!

/cums

Mike Krzyzewski

That #DIV/0! yards per game line killed me. Thank you for that.

Evergreen.

[whispers: you’re holding your air-pick in the wrong hand.]

I’ve torn my Achilles twice. You know right away.

So come over say ‘You’ve got to calm down or I’m going to T you.’ You just can’t do that. That’s just disrespectful. They’re not doing that to Coach K.”

Honest to God, how can this not get called?  Refs aren’t dumb; they know this “looks” funny and wrong.  Why allow it?  

“in hopes of receiving jorts and ill fitting t-shirts.”

I lol’d

“Take it up with America.”

I’m stealing that.

If we’re putting good guys in who had long careers and were among the best at their position in the 80s, how about Dale Murphy? 7-time all-star, back-to-back MVP, and a higher career WAR (46.5) than Baines (38.7) in 18 seasons. Plus, their OPS is almost identical (.815 for DM; .820 for HB), and their OPS+ IS identical…

I like that he blames Twitter for his tweet. I wonder if he also blames the air for conducting sound when he says something stupid?

I am a bit concerned that John Wall is apparently so fat that he can barely dunk now.

We typically wait until Chief RBs are washed up before signing them. 

Nah, they tend to wait until a player is well past their prime before signing him.  Especially a Chiefs running back.

“Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!”

--Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

He is quite possibly the most European player in the history of basketball. My God, that wrong-footed and-1 was the most awkwardly majestic thing I’ve ever seen.

I honestly haven’t enjoyed watching a European dominate this much since Detlef Schrempf backhand swatted Jean-Ralphio into the sun.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/La…

Nah, he’s an old-school pass-first type of guy. I beat the run FFFFFFFlex.