On a replay of the race, NBC Sports analyst Randy Moss observed that Restoring Hope “is sort of running interference a little bit to keep Noble Indy from getting up there with Justify. But that’s fine, it’s perfectly legal.

More Ovy & Co. shenanigans near my office today.

Oops, you’re right. Clearly the victory drinking I was doing last night inhibited my arithmetic.

DC resident here, though not a huge Caps fan (but I hopped on the bandwagon over the last month, because of fucking course I did).

It’s been well-documented that DC sports fans haven’t tasted a championship in 30+ years despite having some quality teams during that period (particularly in the last 5 years with the…

If you’ve seen Fight Club, you know why.

Back on that day France played Germany to a stalemate for most of the match only to lose on a once-in-a-lifetime header from Mats Hümmels...

Fucking idiot. +1

500 DC-based clothing entrepreneurs just got an idea...

What I’ve always found odd about NBA officiating is how arbitrary they are about their anal-retentiveness. Shoelace on the out-of-bounds line? TURNOVER! Toenail on the three-point line? STOP THE GAME; WE GOTTA GO TO REPLAY AND GET THAT SHIT RIGHT! Blatant lane violation? Meh, that’s immaterial, stop being such a…

Pinterest? What are we, animals? If you try to use Pinterest for identify verification, TSA should just confiscate your baby and send you to a FEMA camp.

When Gottlieb said she didn’t have Jordan’s birth certificate on her (why would she?), the employee said they would be satisfied if Gottlieb showed a Facebook post that proved she was her son’s mother.

Maybe grab a drink or two afterward with Plax!

Gurriel was just as surprised as anyone it worked out, because Twins catcher Mitch Garver really blew it. Instead of waiting for the ball to possibly roll foul, Garver could’ve tagged baserunner Yangervis Solarte before he reached home and kept the game scoreless while still earning an out.

Brian McCann is fucking FUMING right now.

So glad this image was posted. It ought to be a legally required addition to any conversation about Fresca.

What’s that you say? You want to have a pedantic argument about balks? YOU KNOW I’M GAME.

It’s honestly easier if you just assume that everyone in politics with name recognition is a terrible, terrible person. You’ll be correct, like, 92% of the time. And it has the added benefit of being a bipartisan heuristic, too.

Q: Why do people choose to do this to themselves?

A: Because they are dumb.

Game, set, index/match.

Yeah, but can he dunk though?

(this is rhetorical; of course he can fucking dunk you idiots.)

https://deadspin.com/can-cristiano-ronaldo-dunk-1756835621