In this White House, I believe the preferred nomenclature is “Chain Migration Tent.”

Mama Mia! That call fucking sucks.

“*checks notes*” is currently my favorite device for snark. I’m sure it will go the way of “hold my beer” eventually, but I’m gonna ride this horse as far as she’ll take me.

Their offense in the last 2 minutes defied all logic. They played every possession like they were down 11, when they were only down 4-6 (and at one point 3, though they of course fouled anyway because they are dumb).

Better (and better coached) team won tonight.

6 months later...

Goal in!

The lack of aggression from Jairus Lyles throughout most of the second half (and much of the first tbh) was surprising to me. It seemed like he couldn’t get to the rim b/c KSU’s on-ball defense was substantially better than UVA’s and their help defenders were much quicker to plug driving lanes, so he just sort of…

Concussion from getting too competitive playing broomball with the local kids.

Anybody else feel A LITTLE bit bad about naming and dunking on this random high schooler and ruining his online presence forever because he did a Dumb Thing that had no material impact on anyone?

Maybe I’m being too sensitive, but this one seems harsh.

Get a load of the ref’s over-the-top “COUNT IT!” signal at halfcourt after the runner went in. Is that Teddy “TV” Valentine?

Of course it fucking is.

Also, FFS Burke, you guys JUST ran a long farewell piece for Scocca that features an explicit takedown of the use of “massive” to describe things that aren’t related to actual size.

Unless it was one of these situations...

Seen a lot of talk about Chen being the “Quad King,” but come on now. That crown remains secure.

Christian Laettner approves of this highlight.

(And presumably also approves of kicking puppies. Seriously, fuck that guy.)

And after that, he can destroy not one, but TWO Roughrider franchises.

Baseball Stars.

My God I used to CRUSH the halfpipe run on 1080 .

To whomever picked the cover image for this post: nicely done.

We need a damn Congressional investigation on celebrity abuse of burner accounts.