This made me laugh. Thanks for that.

Tebow peeled off the gloves. Blood was gushing from his palms.

That’s some quality razor control from his little girl. I have a 4-year-old, and if I let him shave my beard there’s an 80% chance I’d bleed out.

B. Davis? Come on, Baron, this is getting sad. You had a great run, but it’s time to retire.

“A bit gratuitous, no? I mean, nobody came to watch him ref.”

—20% of dads in the stands, probably.

Can we get #GoMuleRiders trending? That would be fun.

I have nothing of substance to add to this debate. I just thought it was a good thread to post gifs of sports people making funny faces. Plus, it’s a football one...on topic!

This is true, but it’s not unusual to see very brief methodology sections in economic studies of this sort. The best practice is to include a brief description of the methodology (a couple of paragraphs) in the report itself and a longer section (a few pages) in an appendix. But lots of consultants don’t (including…

Oh God this kid is infinitely more coordinated that my 4-year-old (i.e., he does not move and act like a newborn giraffe).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVs6qmtrcAo

Ally Auriemma managed to strike a perfect balance between defending her dad and pointing out the wrongness of what he said, in a very eloquent and even-tempered manner. On Twitter, of all places.

In other words, this Ally Auriemma woman is a witch and should be found, tried, and burned at the stake.

Guaranteed this guy was celebrating on November 8th.

Me, personally? I dig what LaVar Ball’s Trump’s doing. I like when he says a bunch of crazy shit, because it’s amusing, and I like when people get mad at him, because that’s amusing too. Sports Politics could use more WWE-style managers, working the mic and riling people up and giving us all things to talk about. This…

I have a four-year-old. So, there’s your answer.

“maybe he prefers soccer?”

(watches son kick ball)

“Nope! Come on kiddo, we’re headed to the library!”

I hate you. And children. And life.

My sympathies. All I can say is: just wait until she’s old enough to know how to do it, but fucks it up on purpose because she thinks it’s funny.

Why do children even exist?

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

this +1000. Trump is impacting his very base here. Sadly the budget did not even come from him. it was created in a cauldron in a warlock’s coven. the basement of the Heritage Foundation.

Johnnie Vassar sounds like a pejorative nickname given to that douchebag we all know who went to a Seven Sisters school because he thinks he’s more enlightened than the rest of us.

FUCK YOU, JOHNNIE VASSAR!