I’d bet $100 the reason his hand is so white and undamaged is because most avid right-handed golfers wear a glove on their left hand.

Why is the Demon Deacon so sad?

Oh, right. He goes to Wake Forest. Fun fact: the man inside the Demon Deacon suit is Randolph Childress.

Holy shit, this is a masterpiece. You are very talented, sir.

Phil Jackson loves the triangle almost as much as every Deadspin reader’s dad loves running Flex.

And I haven’t seen cousins getting screwed like this since my last trip to rural Arkansas.

Was that a goal by #10 or an own goal by #15? I’ve watched it 15 times and I’m still not sure.

The writing is also pretty bad.

This take is like the opposite of sports talk radio. In other words, I enjoyed it immensely and agree 100%.

The best part is the keeper turning his back as the penalty taker shoots...

I can support this take.

Agree. Tough to say who instigated without watching the previous possessions, but it looks to me like #11 threw a cheap elbow and #30 wasn’t having it and throws #11 halfway down the court. #11 probably thinks that he looks like a chump (accurate), so he escalates.

#I’mOnTeam30

nice article.

I read this in the voice of Sylvester Stallone from Rocky IV (“if I can change...and you can change...)

My attempt:

“Bleacher Report writer Kevin Ding’s recent article entitled “PHIL JACKSON, KNICKS DOOMED BY WANTING CARMELO TO BE SOMETHING HE IS NOT” raises some interesting points. However, my old friend Michael Graham, with whom I used to play in the Continental Basketball Association, taught me to accept a person for…

No article about Peter Crouch is complete without one of the best goals I’ve ever seen. Goal kick to wondergoal in 3 passes — and the ball never touches the ground.

Exactly.

I like the part how he misses the free throw for blatantly obvious reasons, then runs down the court pointing at the scoreboard. It’s like, “yes, we know Rob. 69. Like the sex act. We know.”