Divac, sources say, had been contemplating candidates such as Nate McMillan, Jeff Hornacek, Vinny Del Negro, Mark Jackson and Patrick Ewing a bunch of dudes he used to play with to take over head-coaching duties.

FTFY

Don’t forget Dan Fogelberg!

You can play center, eh?

Huh, I thought Andrew Sullivan gave up blogging...

I’m sure others can do better, but this is a personal favorite.

Seemed like the kicker took a little stutter-step or something? Wonder if that’s a normal part of his run-up or if his nerves got to him.

Goddamn, Butte MT is a pretty random pull. But as a native Montanan, I appreciate this reference.

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“We feed you bullshit because you love it ask for it, pay us to provide it, and will leave for our competitor if we don’t!!”

FTFY

Addendum: I’m not suggesting this is a good thing; I’m just pointing out that if there’s a market for X and no rule against providing X, you can expect X to be provided. Perhaps we should ban…

This is really well written. No snark; nice work.

Something tells me Coach McMillan is gonna work on how to defend the curl in practice today.

Point made by others, but I’ll make it anyway: Cuban’s not pissed about the travel (which it was, but that kind of pivot foot dragging happens fairly frequently and isn’t always called). He’s pissed about the BLATANT double-dribble. I mean, that shit gets called in my kid’s Y-ball games. You just can’t let that…

Sometimes the easiest jokes are also the best ones.

For society’s sake, I hope it’s a Red Delicious. Fuck those things.

Look what we did with Leicester last year, though!

Trust me, that sobbing Wizards fan is emblematic of the entire District right now, not just sports fans.

From the mouth of babes...