Halloween this year was conveniently A: right before BlizzCon and B: on a Thursday night, which meant we got treated to DM McCree on Critical Role, too. Everybody dressed up as a character they’d voiced, so it was quite the rogues’ gallery...

Plus I am guessing if you’re the President, they kind of expedite matters for you a bit.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Considering The NY Times has an icon they use specifically to denote this practice, I don’t know how anyone could think it was unique to Trump. 

I’m way more concerned that it’s in the nonfiction section than anything else.

No, that is 150% bullshit.

How is that an issue that she had a particularly strong opinion about a particular book that was under consideration?

“Inclusion absolutely matters, in the classroom and outside the classroom, but yelling at a single woman with absolutely no sway in the publishing or academic worlds, is not the way to get it.” 

Of course young women are allowed to dislike books “written for them.” (Although it’s worth noting that intended audience is a marketing concern, not a literary one. Most of us can get something out of most books, regardless of whether or not we’re the intended audience, and thank god for that. Reading books you’re…

“He’s a loving, caring person with no history of domestic violence... who unfortunately on this day just slapped his partner.”

Fuck off

Yeah I sure hope my neighbour wasn’t hacking me during that risky five minutes. Nevertheless, as the author suggests, I will be sure to burn all my Amazon devices in the garden and buy products from a more trustworthy company like Google.

as the son of a rich white guy living in 2019, I’m essentially not allowed to have an opinion anymore, let alone express that opinion in public.”

I love the “I’m not alloooooowed.......!”

How about we stop giving this useless POS unnecessary attention? 

As the son of a rich white man, I know I’m not allowed to have an opinion, let alone voice it these days.

“My mother had old-school Eastern European ideas about raising a child. “

Shouldn’t spend money on this but that’s officially not part of the question anymore and now need to pick a color.

If I’m that doctor, the Hippocratic oath requires me to lie to that fucking creepy-ass, boundary-challenged parent. “Yup. Still there. Like a Capri Sun, fresh out of the carton, up in there.”

Narrator: Andy Beshear won.