Any empty box or bag.

Any empty box or bag.

Closed Gold Mine:

Pretty sure it's Baron in that fursuit. They probably just told him it's his Halloween costume, and to be grateful he's get to see his dad this month.

What I care about as a dog owner is if my dog takes a dump somewhere he isn’t suppose to be. That requires me to clean it up. Welcome to the world of being a dog owner.

That mlem! That serious expression! Adorable... 11/10, would pet.

Are you saying…the cake IS A LIE?

You have all been blessed.

So, this post exists purely so I can post a picture of this regal fuck, right?

In honor of Deadspin:

No amount of pictures is ever enough 

This whole article is just an excuse for you to solicit some cat pics, isn’t it?

Oh my god this looks like my pinterest-fail attempts at making a happy-face bento for my 3 year old.

I think the hash stuffed pepper with egg and fritter combo is on the nose. Which still sounds terrible, but right in line with the type of nasty shit Darth Cheeto is known to consume.

I cannot express to you how fucking delighted I am by a legitimate ghost story about the motherfucking Noid.

LOL - Thank you! I was surprised they didn’t correct that or at least put in a (sic) It does bring up a very different image than the author surely intended.

Wow, you’re the first person to ever make this joke here, since 2016.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Um... “Toe head” brings a very different (and much more hilarious) picture than does a “towhead.” Likewise “heard animal” and “herd animal.”

You see when you become a parent, your tolerance for poop and vomit goes way up, to the point where you do not care if it vomits on you AS LONG AS IT STOPS SCREAMING. That product is a baby wrap. There’s a niche industry devoted to convincing moms that that is the ONLY way to transport your baby, and that structured…

“I feel disrespected by the memory of people pointing out I was a deadbeat, rather than the fact that I’m a deadbeat, so I guess my only recourse is to teach my ex a lesson and get her arrested”