And if you’re in dire straits, Erstein also recommends allergy immunotherapy, which involves several shots taken over years but still isn’t full-proof

She points out the doll’s humble origins, with her proportions modeled after paper dolls cut from newspapers.

I mean, I could, but it’s probably cheaper/easier to just get the shot, if it doesn’t hurt to get it even if you’re immune. (Knowing my doctor I’m pretty sure she was trying to discourage WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE fearmongering rather than refusing to consider a booster, so I doubt they’d say I can't.)

When I had my physical last month I asked my doctor if I should consider getting a booster shot and she immediately and firmly said no, if I got both shots as a kid I’m immune forever. But...immunization rates are kind of low in my area and I usually fly somewhere about once a month, so maybe I should just ask for a…

If you’re not going to have belts, you at least have to put in zippers. Both at the same time are preferred.

he claimed 94 clinic workers had, after watching the movie, reached out asking for help leaving the industry

My total taxes went down by about $60, so I was making a grand total of $2.50 more per paycheck. Woo.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw the resemblance.

Now that warm weather is here

Now that warm weather is here

“Snakes” is also not “Shoots”.

Or, in the case of a Fathom Events screening I went to a few months ago, they opened up what looked like a DirectTV menu, put the cursor over the movie, and forgot to actually hit play before walking away....

“Hate speech has no place on YouTube,”

Victorian society was a game of Shoots and Ladders

When I was in school they taught us to sing the alphabet song while washing our hands, so we’d know we’d washed for long enough. My mother found me doing that one day and freaked out and thought washing my hands for twenty seconds was a sign I had OCD...

I was a little underwhelmed by the movie, maybe because everyone kept talking it up like the Greatest Movie Ever - I thought it was good, but not my favorite superhero movie by a long shot. Maybe if I’d read the comics I would’ve had more of a connection?

They’re stuck in flying metal tubes for hours and have to deal with close contact with the public. Just let them wear polos, for heaven’s sake.

Sounds a lot like Thor: Ragnarok 4D.

“Was she hit by something? Was there a banana peel?

But zombo.com will live forever.

Why, yes. Yes I did.