Reminds me of when I was in college and some dude wrote a letter to the editor asking all female students to stop wearing cross-body messenger bags because it emphasized their breasts too much and made him think Impure Thoughts.

Does “Anyone Who Knows What Love Is” count for fans of Black Mirror?

When I was working dispatch there was an instance where a guy knew he had warrants and a suspended license, so he gave the officer his brother’s name and date of birth.

U.S.-based carriers like Southwest and American purchased the particular safety upgrades at issue for their 737 Max planes, according to the Times. United Airlines did not.

They don't look like they should be heavy, but they're stretching her earlobes like woah. D:

I’m too distracted by the interviewer’s earrings and how heavy they clearly are - it’s making my earlobes hurt in sympathy.

Yeah, try to convince the insurance company that you need this specific anti-depressant and not another one in the same family....good luck. :/

....uh, why would I laugh when I said that I’m having the same issues....?

Yes please study this more so I don’t have to fight with my insurance company to convince them that I really do need the brand name instead of the generic because of side effects....

We had Where in Time on the home computer and I spent far more time than I probably should have playing with the coffee machine in the break room.

I don’t care how old I am, I’m not giving up chocolate milk. I will be 98 years old in a nursing home demanding my chocolate milk, because that stuff is awesome and I don’t care.

He made an appearance on the YouTube livestream with “Goose,” which amused me:

We had SO MANY clapping games when I was in elementary school but I don’t know any of these - part of the songs for Sailor Went to Sea and Down Down Baby are familiar, but a lot of them aren’t, and the motions aren’t anything I’ve seen before. I love seeing all the variations on these things.

“Please don’t censor any games nor appeal to the SocJus crowd, you guys are doing fine as is,” to which Brock replied, “Thanks! We’ll try to stay that way.”

During the summer between high school and college I worked ~60-hour weeks at a local movie theater to save up some money. The company had a “featured artist” playlist where they had two Dave Matthews Band songs and two Jewel songs, over and over and over and over. It was supposed to change every month, but they…

40? You might want to check your math on that one, since the measles vaccine has been around since the 60s.

They’re probably all vaccinated, though.

Disney remakes its animated classics for attention, then complains that they’re getting too much attention....?

I’m going to cross-stitch that quote and put it on my wall.

How about we just get rid of the “men’s sports” and “women’s sports” divisions entirely...