All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?
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10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño
The fact that millions of people voted for Trump because liberals are mean to them, and now he’s going to fleece everyone of them makes me squeal with delight. My only concern is that they are too closed minded to see it.
See, that’s the problem. Reducing people to a label (even if it’s not true) is just the type of reasoning that leads people to vote for a strongman or a Messianic candidate. They feel cornered and misrepresented by the establishment, leading them to the fringes.
Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.
Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually.
This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.
Not at all hot take time: No one gives a shit about the Sox
TL;DR. If I wanted to get my daily dose of Breitbart, I’d have a mule kick me in the head for 20 minutes.
the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.
Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋
Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.
I’m not being sarcastic at all when I say that this is quality journalism. What is possibly being accomplished by acting like an abrasive dickhead to some faceless brand’s social media manager? I think it’s an interesting story: twitter catches people so instantly that they don’t have time to collect themselves.…
What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.
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Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?
Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!
It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.
Preeeeeetty sure you love to be “that guy.”