50 First Dates. Easily. Can you imagine how traumatized she is every morning?

I’m just here to say that the yellow ribbon story scared the ever living shit out of me as a child. Thanks for digging up that memory.

My uncle haunted us shortly after his death.

For what it's worth, the Rogue Sriracha Hot Stout is really good. It doesn't have a strong sriracha flavor. But it has a very subtle heat, and it's rich and roasty and delicious.

I once barfed multiple times on the train home from a beer fest. I was vomiting into my tasting cup while my boyfriend held my hand and my best friend would empty the cup at every train stop.

Truth. They are totally different kinds of coveting.

Let's say I see Drew Magary ordering Starbucks or something, and I wanted to be like "OMG you are Drew Magary!" and then follow up with something that would actually make him think I'm marginally kind of cool. Would it be awkward and creepy to list all the best articles that make me think he is my favorite living…

It's the allergies, guys.

I shouldn't laugh because this is tragic. But this rant was perfect. And the answer is Colts.

Belichick is going to take this all the way.

Do you mean Doug Martin and not Doug Brown?