Ha, seriously. Would be way more than $1600 per pig then. $1600 for a genome edited, backcrossed healthy mammal seems pretty legit.

TALENs?? What is this, 2011?? I only want pork that’s CRISPR’d ;)

I’m Irish and Polish. From New Jersey. If I found out he was cheating on my sister, I would be in her house, helping her throw all of his shit out on the pavement and weighing the pros/cons of lighting a bonfire.

I am that really terrible person that is like, EVEN IF, every terrible thing they say about planned parenthood is true, I STILL WOULD NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. Not one.

I barely even notice the tables; I’m too busy going, “What the fuck am I doing in Times Square and how do I get away as soon as possible OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA STROLLER AND BAG OF TOYS R US PURCHASES GAAAAH”

The Netflix documentary “Tig” is incredibly moving and funny. She has a really special gift for comedy, and I am so happy she is alive.

You sound like fun.

I’m sub 28 and I don’t really give a shit! A bit of a trim occasionally, and maybe neaten the bikini line a little if I’m in a bikini. But recently even that’s been a little lazy. I figure people who are offended by pubes are people I want to punish by exposing them.

This. I trim when it starts to annoy me.

When my pubes start getting snagged in my underwear is when I mow it down. Having less pubic hair on my labia also helps fight yeast infections because I ride my bike a lot and sweat.

So I know everyone can do whatever they desire, but I really don’t enjoy when the mens shave it all off. It alarms the fuck out of me.

Omg you don’t even know how thrilled I am that you put the em fah sis on the wrong syl ah belle. I say it ALL THE TIME and no one ever gets it.

Needy boyfriends [ em-fah-sis on Boy]

I am known on some of the sub-blogs for my absolute abhorrence of ketchup. While I don’t like the taste, most of my revulsion stems from a childhood spent with a father and sister who put ketchup on everything. Every. Thing. Mom learned at an early age that if she was making eggs for breakfast, I wasn’t eating.…

What the fuck did I just look at?

You shut your whore mouth!

Honey dew does have a taste: of putridness.

Basil is the pits. I feel like even in small amounts, it totally overpowers a dish.

Honeydew. In every fruit platter but uterrly tasteless and no one ever eats it.

Bad: cilantro, peppers, bananas (when they’re in other things like smoothies. Bananas are fine by themselves)