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Only child, here. This is 100% accurate for me:

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

it’s just SO WEIRD i dont think i would have done anything

I like “Why do you ask?” + pitying smile, myself.

my personal pet peeve: when you go out to eat with someone and they don’t use their inside voices. No one needs to hear our conversation assholes, stop embarrassing me

Since I dry my clothes on a clothesline, if I want to kill dust mites, I must use hot water. Since I like to breath, I want to kill dust mites.

It’s always surprising how people confuse academics and teachers, just because you teach doesn’t mean you are a teacher and get to leave when classes finish for the year. On the plus side it’s really nice when you get to have the run of the campus without the undergrads around, you get to venture out from the staff…

YAAAS to the Muppets. “God Bless America and its magNIFicent broadcasting company!” LOL

MINE TOO.

Every single one of the side belt loops on my low rise jeans ripped off.

Before anyone gets too nostalgic and deems this a fantastic thing, REMIND YOURSELVES HOW AWFUL IT WAS. Having to hike your pants up mid-standing up because the back of them were somewhere mid ass cheek, the constant checking to see if your undies were peeking out, the inevitable 500 tugs on them per hour because those…

I was dying.

The SWOT about Blaine had me in stitches.

Mr. Eko selling Tyrion’s staff. That is all.

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