So, I have a little fact for MOTW...

I like your story, but it made me lol that in canada the moral of the history lesson is the US are dicks bc here in the US, the moral is WE ARE HEROES YOU MUST LOVE US! It wasn’t until I was roughly in high school and I developed my own history reading that I learned the truth that we are, in fact, dicks.

OMG, I’m so glad this wasn’t about your parents buying a house someone was murdered in hence the affordable cost, etc., and it ended up being haunted.  Much better this way, and sweet.

SO HYPE

Love this classic F*ck up your shit break-up song

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

Wanting a healthy family is such a strong pull, but ignoring or repeatedly forgiving a toxic mother just reinforces her perceptions of her own reality. Do. Not. Play. Her. Game.

Also: just a thought on the whole wanting-the-kids-to-have-some-relationship-with-their-grandmother thing. Why? What benefit is there to cultivating a relationship with toxic person? If you are able to manage it so that there is enough distance and superficiality in the relationship that the toxicity doesn’t get a…

You have just made my day. 🔆

Some of the lip crayons are excellent. Redwood Forest is one of my staples.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

I saw those names and thought...

RIGHT? remember when that was the girl uniform, and the boy uniform was distressed/embellished denim with an un-tucked striped button-down? REMEMBER THOSE DARK TIMES?

Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

Say what you will (I think you already have, by the tone of this?), but I follow her on instagram and she really does seem pretty lovely. Sometimes a bit...affectatious, but I forgive that. She has an excellent vocabulary, loves and encourages reading and supports her local libraries, finds things on the sidewalk…

I literally died.

I watch Meyers’s monologue and “A Closer Look” every night, along with Colbert’s monologue/opening segment. Between the two of them, they are keeping me somewhat sane. Meyers really did an extraordinary job with this segment, though - above and beyond the usual. His insight is piercing, the writing sharp, the…

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”