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Beg pardon...is she standing in front of a floral vagina?!?!?

The best skin I’ve ever seen was on one of my grandmother’s friends who only used Dove bar soap on her face. She honestly had better skin in her 80s than people in their 40s. Clearly a big genetic component, but I was seriously impressed.

Whomever was threatening to blackmail her is a fucking ass. Why can’t she live her life without fear and shame? Those money-grubbing $hit$ wanted to break this story because transgender news items are much bigger now than they were 5 years ago and Nikkie has had tons of visibility with brand collaborations. I watched

Ok, so: being in transition isn’t exactly necessary to be a “trans woman”. The thing is, if someone is post-transition, then their identity has mostly settled at that point, their life is no longer in flux, and it’s often less necessary or important to include the “trans” aspect. For some, such as Janet Mock or

For anyone wondering how this works: anyone who owns $2000 worth of stock for a year can submit a 500 word resolution to the board of directors once a year. Radical proposals are likely to be demonstrably “Personal grievance; special interest”, and so get dropped on the floor.   § 240.14a-8 Shareholder proposals.

My money is a 3rd string pro athlete. There’s probably someone in the LA Kings organization right now or a backup punt returner for the Rams that her parents would LOVE to set her up with.

Wait till you see porn!

I have a friend who stayed in an AirBnB in Paris and while they were out the apartment was robbed, all the valuables in their suitcases stolen. There was no obvious break-in, so the police thought the person had a key. AirBnB ended up compensating them for their losses, but this thread has convinced me to never get an

YES to teaching kids to be fucking rude! I have kids that attract a lot of attention. That is not just me being a braggy Mom: they are simply open, lovely kiddos and have some ineffable quality that attracts attention. So I have taught them to be fucking rude when some man is giving them too much attention or asking

This is the 3rd or 4th story or more this year where a girl in a bad situation just tried to grin and laugh it off hoping it would get better. Ladies and Gents teach your kids to be RUDE. If they feel uncomfortable they need to RUN. I was raised by a super paranoid dad and was introduced to some shit at an early age

Did you post this before? I feel like I’ve read this one before.

The main complaint against Jenny from the Block concerns a manicurist she (allegedly) flies across the country whenever she needs her nails done. The cost? Nearly $1500! I’m also told that she spends more than $15,000 a day on makeup artists, hair stylists, and personal trainers while on tour.

Conspiracy time - am I the only one who has concluded that a lot of entertainers have open relationships* and refuse to talk about it, making a lot of tabloid fodder about “cheating” based on a outsider’s perspective on this crowd misleading and obsolete?

Before scrolling down, I mixed up Jordyn Woods with American Idol’s Jordin Sparks and was genuinely excited to hear she’s fine.

Your marriage sounds awesome. (If that sounds sarcastic for any reason it isn’t.)

The first time I read this headline I thought it meant she had *come out* and it almost ruined my Pride month

I spit out tea on my monitor at the third question and now my nasal passages are burning! LMFAO

Boys need feminist moms too!

No opinion on Demi, but... well done, you, on over 5 years sober! That is a great accomplishment, internet friend. Big hug to your mom, too, for her support!

That picture of Kim K is so many noses ago.