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This is also a large plot point on the netflix goop show that I hate watched. Which felt like a really inside inside joke while I was writing it. 

Technically it’s a vulva. 

You just made me do a spit take. I can’t explain to anyone why I’m laughing so hard at my desk because I’m the head of HR. TYSM. 

Same here. I turned it off after about 4 seconds because it was only yelling? Were people speaking in sentences? This is not good tv. 

Which is what a good therapist will advise you to do when someone is in a bad way and won’t accept help. Having had an alcoholic parent, I’ve been there and it was the only thing I could do.

The leopard shirt/ jean look is serious fashion inspo. I will wear it tomorrow with loafers and feel more myself than ever. 

I don’t agree with much in this article, but as someone who was in labour for 59 hours followed by an emergency c-section, I had some very low moments. I would have really appreciated someone painting my nails. And would have paid/ tipped handsomely for it. 

Give me all the man hair. Face, chest, leg, arm, back. Let me lie on that like a rug. 

A guy at my tech company office was telling me all about his diet of intermittent fasting. I flat out told him that I had a history with eating disorders and hearing him talk about the “scientific health benefits” of not eating for long periods of time was super triggering to me. He was like “huh.”

Thank you for sharing this story and I’m so sorry for your loss. That is great advice and I will remember to mention this to people. 

I came to the comments section for the stuffing related outrage. You all did not disappoint. Happy thanksgiving neighbours to the south!

For a second I also thought it was Nick Vial of Bachelor fame but was still like “I definitely would.” Thank you for starting my day this way Jez. 

Came back here to say thank you for the recommendation! Because I have no self control, I went out and grabbed this last night and I love it! It’s not too shiny so it doesn’t slide all over. It’s something without being too much. It suits my fair and freckly complexion so well. Love it.

He is very young and makes my old self feel some kind of way.

I can only hope this will happen to my kid. Love sea creatures and the Little Mermaid so much. Jealous of your LM consumption.

I have an uncle (by marriage but like, does it matter) who gave me a hug to say goodbye at a family lunch when I was in my early twenties and got a big old handful of my butt in the process. I left stunned and I have not been back to that house since. Sorry Aunty - not interested in being groped. See you on Facebook.

What a good idea. At 32 weeks I just reached the point where the numbers on the scale are the highest I have ever seen (including when I ballooned because of my bulimia) and it was a shocking moment for me. Thankfully doing okay with it, but I knew that number was going to be a hurdle. Luckily my midwife knows I have

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Agree! I feel like they actually know and like each other. They have inside jokes and feel comfortable with one another. I feel like this is the only couple who aren’t just talking about their ‘journey.’ But I also think he will be sent home next.

I don’t know about the sandwich thing. There are few places other than your own home where a tuna sandwich should be eaten. I vote granola bar only in case of absolute emergency.