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Congrats on your recovery.

Sammi’s hair is still the stuff of my straight hair dreams. What is her secret?? Extensions, yes. But what else??

Apparently Devon Sawa is living in Vancouver this summer mere blocks from my house. 12 year old me is having a moment and hoping for a run in.

With you on this. Before this I had no opinions. Now I like.

This is a very well put breakdown of how I feel about the situation. But all I’ve been able to say is “This shit is so messy.”

Also the fact that she calls herself “Highly valuable, highly talented” and “Undying talent”. Plus use of the R word. From a recruiting perspective this is a nopenopenopenope.

Whoa. As the head of HR for a tech startup (albeit a small one) my head is spinning at the 200 (!!!!!) sexual harassment and misconduct claims. How have they ever employed an HR person ever?? How did that person get out of bed in the morning? I would be gone around unaddressed complaint #10.

Please can I come on this trip to the beach? You just described my idea of a very very good day.

Unsolicited opinion here: I did not find the Touche Eclat to be worth the price tag. It does not have enough coverage (for me) as a concealer and so I ended up using it as a highlighter and having to conceal on top of it. There are better products for less money IMO.

Ditto to this. Whichever feminine wash is on sale in the family planning section of my drug store works well for me and has for years.

More stars for this.

What didn’t you like about Cat’s Eye? Just wondering because I could talk about Atwood all day, good or bad.

For real. She’s about a week ahead of me and while she was winning an international tennis tournament I was lying down because I had just been to the grocery store and was too exhausted to do anything else. Congrats BTW.

Agree! I didn’t like her until I saw her on SNL and she seemed so much more comfortable in her skin and willing to be vulnerable/ look stupid. She made me feel some things I wasn’t prepared for...

Right?! When we got married last summer everyone was all “are you having an engagement party/ bridal shower/stag and doe/ etc” and I was like “NO! I get one day.” Having 4-5 events leading up to an event, where I give you money at all of them is so bonkers and entitled to me.

My group of girlfriends and I do this instead of Christmas gifts. It started as a nice dinner and now it’s actually a pot luck. The gift is I don’t have to worry about buying you something during the holidays + I have an awesome night with my girls.

Thankyouthankyou for this. You are an internet angel. #shitisscary

Wherever you got this manual on literally every single thing that could happen to you when you got married/had a kid, could you pass it along?

A couple can be happy and still argue about housework.

I hear your point, but you’re making a lot of assumptions. For another perspective: I married my partner because he is loving, caring, sexy, funny and would walk to the ends of the earth for me. Not marrying him because he doesn’t share my standards when it comes to housework no doubt has real implications to my day