Never heard of it before this reply. I hear it’s Firefly-esque. So I’m sure it’s right up that crowd’s alley. I’m good...

You know, articles like these will hold much more weight when y’all stop having ads for these rich folks’ products and services all over your sites.

This continues to be my favorite new addition to the Gawker family of sites.

Don’t buy this ugly-ass nostalgia grab bullshit.

I know we’re talking about ‘Video Games’ and the industry isn’t supposed to be quite as typically corporate in its daily operation. But in my decidedly corporate-ass-corporate tech industry, if I were to even have my account under my own name without identifying them, someone did the legwork to find my employer, and…

Every article I’ve read on this—from the stuffy, scientific ones to the Facebook fodder—has been absolutely goddamned hilarious. No one is missing the pun opportunity. And I appreciate that.

I flew across the country that day. I can confirm that everybody and their grandma was flying somewhere.

They were likely never legit to begin with.

This thing would probably melt to the damn roof here in New Orleans. I’d say it would get stolen, too, but ain’t nobody trying to struggle taking some big-ass unclosable umbrella off your car. Now, if it’s the manually operated version they also offer, yeah, that shit is already gone.

Ignorance is bliss.

You need to lose this bullshit mindset that both sides are equal. It has always been a weak assertion but with the current administration it is clearly not the case. Well, clear to anyone not completely blinded by their party affiliation.

Because big media websites want to continue seeing big profits. So they refuse to put their big corporate partnerships [and legal status] in jeopardy by ignoring it. But the sheer quantity of streams they host and save as VODs makes moderation a big task. Even a big team of humans would struggle to make a dent. So…

Exactly. Fuck this Great Value Lex Luthor-looking, Gestapo wannabe dickhead. Quite frankly, he and his ilk should be more worried about folks trying to reach out and touch someone in a more literal sense at this point. Aren’t illegals supposed to be dangerous and linked up with MS13 and shit according to this…

Yes.

Exactly. I just took it. Got a 0.

Considering how much of the partnership program was and still is this exclusive club where knowing the right people got you bumped right past the line, requirements be damned, fuck ‘em.

There you go, then. Smarmy “white” (since we’re apparently just assuming anyone lighter than a paper bag is white) fuck girl instead.

Oatmeal is meant to be prepared and eaten that way. Cereal most definitely is not.

They try to keep their policing light to allow creators freedom and yall rant about what they are allowing and why. And how inept they are for allowing horrible shit to slip through. How slow they are to act.