The same people who would be running to their stylist if Riri, Kim, or Cardi did it first...

Not even remotely surprised to hear this.

This is Louisiana.

Truth. Even if she offered more than choked up equivocations it means very little when she personally refuses to take any actions that threaten her paycheck. If she cares at all, it obviously isn’t important enough for her to step down and speak out.

At least.

When I was a kid I once ate a spoonful of Hershey’s Cocoa powder, thinking it’d taste just like chocolate.

Thank you.

Shutting off the camera without a very good reason while responding to a call should be a terminable offense.

Wait, people can’t tell what SZA is saying in “The Weekend?” I wasn’t familiar with the track but just looked it up. It’s pretty clear. I mean, you want some unintelligible bullshit look no further than these mumbling-ass hair dye rappers.

The officer clearly feared for his Lifesavers.

He readily admitted he “wasn’t a profession fabricator” yet insisted he “didn’t want to here any advice” from anyone he deemed unworthy of providing it.

“Bungie has explained how Exotic masterworks will function when they hit Destiny 2, prequel to 2014's Destiny, on May 8.”

Meanwhile, Bungie’s still cooking up another season full of reskins. If we’re lucky they might even throw in some vault space to store said reskins.

Pretty much. Moreover, clearly this fine family of sites doesn’t actually have too much of an issue with Google given the AdChoices ads plastered all over it. Just stoking the flames of fear.

I mean, I would not surprised if that happened and it turned out we had some old-timey fundie law still on the books to warrant such action.

Been waiting for these for ages.

Literal business as usual here in the land of the free.

Because too many large corporations with catalogs of questionable patents have a vested interest in keeping it around. And too many politicians have a vested interest in those large corporations.

You don’t think you’re being controlled already?

Same (well, at least a little). I mean I’m happy the dude found a way to handle his shit. But the fact that he needed this just to deal with a game doesn’t bode well for his handling of stressors elsewhere in life.