I dunno, there's kind of a lot about Samsung phones Samsung foolishly never bothers to even mention. When was the last time you saw a Samsung ad, even? What did they say about the phone? Anything at all?

Nice of both companies with shit-tier service in this area to offer incentives like this along with their dirt-cheap plans.

The feeling is 100% understandable. You get invested in a game like this and it becomes just as real of an emotional experience as anything else. It's not quite, "Coach of your pick in the Super Bowl chooses to pass over a surefire easy run-in touchdown, losing the game on an interception as a result, washing an…

Anytime I feel like our television production standards are slipping here in the US (and they definitely are) I need look no further than Japanese TV shows like this with giant, obnoxious overlays all over the place and perpetual face bubbles as if we need to see expressions as people they sit and watch whatever…

Of course. They'd be basically printing money. The general masses would eat up a microtransaction-laden mobile game with licensed Nintendo IP. It's maybe even more lucrative than the collectible toy market Nintendo jumped into with Amiibo.

You go, artists formerly known as Electronics Boutique! Capitalize on that insatiable nostalgia that has been keeping Nintendo afloat for the past 20 years almost completely regardless of what they do! Whoo, preorder hyyyype!

Yes, they are really taking this whole "death of IE" ball and running with it.

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If your malls are anything like our malls, there ain't many other shops/department stores selling anything even close to the prices of Apple's wares. And that's before the sales most of those other shops constantly have - a foreign concept to an Apple store. So of course they're doing at least 10%.

I don't get it either.

Wait, you mean video game companies aren't required by international law to make as much money as possible by nickel-and-diming people for every little tidbit they develop? But...but...it's money! They want money don't they?

$300...for that. With all that bezel? Sheesh, can't people wait a few months for the Apple Watch to waste their money on overpriced and unimpressive trendy hardware?

I spend like a solid quarter of my time on the internet either watching a stream on Twitch or leaving one running as background noise (as a reminder of how much fun I could be having if it weren't for that whole needing to be employed thing). Twitch is Flash only. That, alone, makes disabling Flash less than viable…

I'm all for makeovers but I don't know about these. You can tone down the exaggerated bodies/poses and sexy outfits without making them all look quite so "frumpy," for lack of a better word to describe her aesthetic. Really, that word may come off more harsh than I intend it to be. Because these aren't terrible. I…

They sure said a whole lot of nothing other than some pretty lofty promises and "Hey, us too!"

I'm kinda ok with that. Sure, it smells a bit of censorship. But DOA also reeks of "fan service."

I just came really close to pre-ordering this but I think I'll sleep on it. I dig the style, but it seems a bit pricey.

Arguments about the importance of a game's length aside, let's not sugarcoat the fact that the real issue here is that potential customers got an early heads up that the game may be worth skipping until it hits the used game shelf or winds up discounted.

No. This is where your argument falls apart.

Je.sus.christ...