Grey shirt guy... "Oh shit..."

"Now...how exactly did that thing end up 15 foot up in that tree?" —Texas State Police

I know a guy who knows a guy. We should start a Kickstarter fund so the guy who is known by the first guy gets an all expenses paid "working" vacation to Texas.

Methinks he hit the zero key one too many times when posting the add...

Well...shit...

Yes...you can turn off the traction control completely. Just need to know someone with a laptop and a OBD2 controller. Don't ask me how I know...

Wow...sounds to me, given this limited info, that the dealer did what they were supposed to do, and the customer is a bit of a douchebag.

Says the guy who thought a comment was dumb, so had to one up the commenter by leaving something just a tick more dumb. #derp

Put Parker in Danica's car, and you'll actually get to see the #10 on TV. Well, other than when Danica wrecks...

Did I hurt your entitled, douchebag feelings? Know what I did in college? Studied and worked, thus, at 44, I no longer have to do either. Have fun in your cubicle today.

Here's an idea : Don't want to get cross-checked over a bench? Don't join in a "riot" of other entitled, douchebag, college kids.

De-humanized? Really? I guess he feels less than human when he cashes his fat paycheck every week? He's probably the highest paid little person on the planet.

I got it the first time...and laughed my ass off. I guess I must be a racist.

Ok...we'll set up the same scenario. Now YOU make the run and score the goal...

The 9-2x was better. It was much nicer inside, and way less ricey/boy racer on the outside.

And please watch the left side of the screen...where the semi misses the tanker by inches...all right next to a traffic stop. Yeah...slow down Mr. Trucker-man...

So this idiot agrees to lay on her stomach, hold a golf tee IN HER ASS (yes, I yelled that part!), then let a guy hit a ball off the aforementioned tee, and it's Klein's fault?

Antibiotics are bad, mmmmkay?

As opposed to the tens of thousands regular students spend on classes, housing, bills, meals, clothing, etc.? And then those same students live with crippling student loan debt for years?
Yeah, athletes get a pretty free ride. As they live, eat, get books, pay for programs, and get clothing FOR FREE!
And only three…