So much this. Took my girls (7 and 4) to their first hockey game a few months ago. This was AHL. Before the game we were looking at the Zambonis parked by the side of the rink and the security guard kinda laughed and gave them a little wave. We head back to our seats and about ten minutes later the same dude walks up…

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

That big wing out back ... pretty much consumes whatever semblance of rear visibility the Corvette may have had.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

So this won’t be popular but screw it. It was wrong for him to date girls under 18. He should have been punished for it, and it’s a shame he wasn’t. However, this just doesn’t have the same creepy vibe that Michael Jackson or Jimmy Saville had.

An old Jeep VIN plate would fit just fine. In Maine, if you registered one of these as a ‘50s Jeep with Antique plates nobody would ever know the difference. 

64 MPH not fast enough?!? IT HAS A FVCKING ARMORED TURRET ON TOP. Rollover accidents kill enough service members every year and you want them to go faster? Think man, think.

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

I’m actually a competitive athlete. This conversation has been going on for years, just read fittish.

Accident to many means that nothing could have been done to prevent it, especially when a vulnerable user is involved. Or at least lessens it, similar to “Cyclist and driver involved in an oopsie”.

Enough about the NFL though.

Are you implying that there’s a tech company out there that isn’t spying on you?

Cue the “Har Har Har Audi reliability Dieselgate Har Har Har” idiots in 3, 2, 1...

Are you calling the original Avalanche “luxury” or was that just a poor choice of words?

How is that an insult? Come on, try harder.

Thieves are being shamed?

My question has always been this, and I don’t know the answer: