So much this. Took my girls (7 and 4) to their first hockey game a few months ago. This was AHL. Before the game we were looking at the Zambonis parked by the side of the rink and the security guard kinda laughed and gave them a little wave. We head back to our seats and about ten minutes later the same dude walks up…

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

That big wing out back ... pretty much consumes whatever semblance of rear visibility the Corvette may have had.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

So this won’t be popular but screw it. It was wrong for him to date girls under 18. He should have been punished for it, and it’s a shame he wasn’t. However, this just doesn’t have the same creepy vibe that Michael Jackson or Jimmy Saville had.

An old Jeep VIN plate would fit just fine. In Maine, if you registered one of these as a ‘50s Jeep with Antique plates nobody would ever know the difference. 

64 MPH not fast enough?!? IT HAS A FVCKING ARMORED TURRET ON TOP. Rollover accidents kill enough service members every year and you want them to go faster? Think man, think.

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

I’m actually a competitive athlete. This conversation has been going on for years, just read fittish.

Enough about the NFL though.

Cue the “Har Har Har Audi reliability Dieselgate Har Har Har” idiots in 3, 2, 1...

Are you calling the original Avalanche “luxury” or was that just a poor choice of words?

How is that an insult? Come on, try harder.

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

Chicken Pit or GTFO.

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

No one said he treated them like dirt.. besides, you act like they were with him against their own free will and volition.. grow up