Alex Jones is always angry, and claims he always wants to fight people. Set that shit up.
Jones. v. Rogan
UFC 236
I’d pay to watch Rogan kick Alex Jones in the liver, and see Jones disappear like Mario when he steps on something he shouldn’t have. 

Not an “accident”. It was willful stupidity that lead to a collision. She should lose her license, and get dropped by her insurance company.

So a 12" touchscreen that controls the majority of functions of a vehicle is less distracting than a mobile device that can be left on the center console, or in a bag? Okay...sure...
“Honey, can you open the glove box?”
-Sure, let me take my eyes of the road, and scroll through 4 menus to get to the glove box release…

Wonder how many collisions, with other cars, pedestrians, cyclists, or stationary objects, will be caused by the driver being distracted by the giant touchscreen that operates the entire vehicle? FFS.

All of you “Big Bang Theory Sucks” wankpuffins should remember this quote...
“If you say you hate me, but follow everything I do, you aren’t a hater. You’re a fan.”

Ask for the money. Don’t complain afterwards. See also : Jessica Chastain

Driving my heavily modded Passat VR6 (12V) wagon. Got pulled because the LEO said it “sounded” like I was speeding.
Sure...okay...

Narrator : No, it doesn’t.

Nothing says “I’m a team player & deserve to go to the Olympics” like criticizing the very people who can send your there.

Damage to Ford? Had Ford not filed suit, no one would know about this silliness. Expect this to get tossed with prejudice.

Dust up?

We had a MGB when I was a kid. Cool car. Of course, it was my uncle’s car, and it lived in our garage for the entire Spring & Summer of 1978...as that’s where it broke down.

Try Glutino “BIG” pretzels. So good. (I have celiac.)

Where do you work? I’d like to come down there and treat you like a complete fuckstick, even though you likely did nothing to deserve it.
Fucking entitled wanker.

Just turn the car in...COMPLETE...and stop being a fucking dick. It’s pretty simple. Wonder what else in life this guy is a complete pain in the ass about? Fuck sakes....

So called “reactive” drugs allow for better recovery, thus allowing PEDs to work better while the person is training. If one trains hard, one has to recover hard. Pain meds, and anti-inflammatories allow this to happen. Less soreness/aches and pains. The majority of athletes that take oxy use it to help them sleep.…

To the people who are crying about the easy jokes, and the misogyny, IT WAS A FUCKING ROAST! Have you ever SEEN a Roast before? That’s the GD point!! Dumbasses.

Not emotion “feelings”. Feeling in your legs...body...etc.
I’ve never raced as a pro, but I’ve raced enough to tell you that if one is going all out, and really putting the effort down, there’s no time to look down at a readout on the stem.
Years ago, my HRM beeped at me for the first 40 minutes of a race. That meant I…

When crossing the finish line...
Says nothing of running before...

Froome broke no rules...
The ASO fucked up on this one. Big.