I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

Does cat burglery count?

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

Americans are told from birth that our military machine is spread out all over the world to “protect our freedom.” The idea being that if they weren’t out there, the freedom-killing hordes would immediately overrun our country and subjugate us. A surprisingly large number of people buy into this idea (Many Americans…

Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

For decades, (largely, but not exclusively) the conservative movement in the U.S. has worked to infuse the notion of absolute blind loyalty to the military and country into (in place of) the concept of “patriotism.” They realized the political benefits to be had by fomenting outrage at anyone deemed insufficiently…

Sand fighting. It’s got a pretty long and storied history. Google it.

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

I’m just so THANKFUL we have all of these enlightened white men around so they can inform everyone how to actually make a political statement. We should let them continue to lead the way for civil rights movements.

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

“You guys are heroes”

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

White billionaire expresses discontent about the treatment of the black community= Presidential material. Black millionaire expresses discontent about the treatment of the black community= traitor, ungrateful ignoramus. Nothing to see here, nope.

Poor people can’t complain because they don’t work hard enough.

Rich people can’t complain because they’re successful.

Well, we eliminate a couple other groups for miscellaneous reasons, the only people who get to complain are.... mediocre sportswriters. Huh. What a shocker.

I like how all these dipshits like to point out that chicago has toughest gun laws in the country. Actually, they don’t anymore, because of the dickhead Supreme Court deciding that local governments don’t have the right to govern themselves. I mean — I sort of thought these dipshits thought that local governments are…

I mean, I addressed this to vapid, racist wingers like you. You seem to have read it, and yet you say the same stupid things you always say.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

You know what they say: “Support our troops...unless it means giving them money or medical care! But otherwise, support our troops!”

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”