If only that worked as an excuse.

There is not enough photoshop in the world for this. Not sorry.

Wow. This is kinda creepy. He’s still a kid, you know?

DC fanboys are the worst. “But Superman doesn’t kill - Waaahhhhh!”

Dude. You’re on Jezebel. It’s all venomous here. Don’t engage, just lurk.

After all the damn bald eagles I’ve seen dumbass hicks post on Facebook, I sympathize with this guy.

Not to mention we all knew what the review scores would be as soon as Fallout 4 was announced. It’s not like anyone would be giving it less than 9.0

Emotional labor, nagging...

OMFG. You’re gonna get so many stupid comments from the Bethesda fanboys...

Man... Lotta Bethesda employees on here making lame rationalizations for their shitty development work.

Oh Taylor, did you not get enough attention today?

Cool. Bethesda sucks. And I won’t be buying Fallout 4 until it’s $20. They can fuck off.

I don’t understand the need for a review embargo. It’s Bethesda. We can all be certain the game will be filled with bugs. No need for a reviewer to tell us.

Glenn O’brien is great. Trying to change Maxim’s direction was awful.

Not at all surprised about the UCC. They continue to be amazing.

This is amazing. Thanks.

I don’t get it.

Fuck you and your two wheeled anything. You’re all just hazards on the road. Ignore stop signs, pass whenever and wherever, ride three in a lane, the list goes on...

I love this so fucking much. Thank you for this.