Eno is the once and future king of ambient music. I listen to him while I am doing anything in my office. He paints the room with sound.

I just finished my latest round of CBT, and one of the things we focused on was mindfulness. You can be mindful while doing all kinds of activities; it’s just getting rid of all of the noise in our heads while we do them.

The lobster is probably my favorite even though technically it came out in 2015 that is followed closely by triple 9 he’ll or high water and la la Land, i’ll be seeing Manchester by the sea today so that could unseat it. My favorite movie I watched this year was probably Shame but that came out way back in 2011 so it…

RIP: hot mess, ratchet, slay, woke, bae, Yass, lit....and now fire.

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

Semi-related: we got my sister a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas when she was four. The package started giggling as she was opening it; she screamed and screamed and screamed. We took out the batteries and she loved it for years.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

About 20 years back in one of my first jobs, one of the saleswomen had a similar engagement story; he sent her on a spa day and when she asked for her coat, the spa girl brought her a fur (apparently they argued for a few minutes before saleswoman accepted that something was going on and not just that the spa girl was…

“This is the End” is fantastic, so your statement is false.

I think a movie about penis jousting would be neat.

Pro Tip: Don’t use eBay for your scamming. eBay is in the United States and, because of PayPal, it acts as a centralized clearing house for payments.

In the height of SATC fashion time, I was 16, I bought two Dior saddle bags on eBay. I was CERTAIN they were real.

If this comment section isn’t inundated with pics and gifs from the handbag ep of Broad City I will be disappointed in everyone.

“White Genocide” sounds like Swedish death metal band.

Hey, if it works, ti works.

There are absolutely problems with being single — it’s just that as a society we tend to exaggerate those claims while ignoring the benefits, and we do the opposite for relationships. Particularly for women.

I hope this doesn’t sound glib, but the best thing I ever did for loneliness was adopting dogs. On two fronts — I have amazing little creatures who love me more than life itself and who makes me so stupidly happy it’s hard to truly express (there’s truly no creature more loyal and loving than a dog, particularly a…

Damn, baby... That’s a nice FICO you have there!

I’ve never identified with a Jezebel post so much. I’ve been single for 15 years (I’m 30), not for lack of trying. I’ve given up trying to talk to my friends and family about how much it sucks and how much I’d love to have a partner because the reply is invariably “try harder. Lose weight. Join a club. Lower your…