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Very this.

The fanatical, obsessive Barb love was the most confusing thing about 2016 to me.

I will reluctantly pull this out of the grays to say NO. I am surrounded by old white lady cluelessness all day, every day. This is not that. There is a massive difference between saying “my close relationship with my gay son has introduced me to a vibrant sensibility that I really like to experience” and saying “I

True story. I think perseverating over Trump’s *haha* minor fails is like taking a break from a dense textbook to read a stupid gossip mag. A little light junk food fare for the mind to keep it from exploding.

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

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I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I’m all right for you

I keep getting targeted ads on Hulu for this new brown shit diamond and like, no. No fucking way.

I bought my own diamond ring and it had nothing to do with love and everything to do with my own vanity. My husband hates that I bought it myself but he wasn’t stepping up and I waaaanted one. So there.

Ladies, I’m “new” here. I’ve commented a few times and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years now. I don’t know if this is allowed, and I feel fairly pathetic for even putting it out there.

Yeah, I don’t really get this ridiculously cynical essay. Your kids will experience the adversity necessary to build character soon enough without your conscious interference.

In past years, movies like Inception and anything involving Jason Bourne have topped box office charts, but those films hewed to a kind of reality that’s at the very least recognizable

Sorry...feeling silly

I think kasich is kind of the “devil you know” in the sense that he is more of a traditional republican instead of an insane business man or a tea partier. From what I know he seems like a gift at this point

Once I really pissed off this Québécois. We were in Japan at a share house and he was going around asking people if they had ever had “real maple syrup” and giving them tastes of stuff from Quebec. He asked me, and I replied “yeah! Like from Maine!” because I grew up in New England and that is where we get the good

Probably short for Thomasina. The female version of Thomas.