A-fucking-men.

TJ Maxx is the BEST place to get purses. It’s the only place I shop. I got a non-fug Michael Kors bag there for 100 bucks.

Diva cup into a toilet after peeing :-o

Janelle is my fucking queen. BOW DOWN!

That is so awful! I was recently on a Delta flight where the people behind me kept and kept ordering drinks. They got obnoxious but nothing you experienced :( I thought there was a drink limit on planes?

I had the same reaction. I unfortunately knew someone who would snort it like cocaine, didn’t know it was smoke-able...

I definitely had a Winona-inspired hair disaster my junior year of high school. I didn’t think it would matter that the photo was just a close up of her freakin’ face and not much for the back of her hairstyle. Long story short, I did not look like Winona. :(

channel ORANGE is such an amazing, solid album. I cannot wait to hear what he has for us next!

she is my queen <3

I would wear the Celine tee in a friggin' heart beat.

The best pets usually have multiple names the best of which are mostly unrelated.

yes yes yes, I definitely would

"irl pineapple" >> laughing my ass off over here

Beck's entire Sea Change album, obviously.

Seriously! Lincoln is my favorite! I mean, my love to Abbi and Ilana, they make me laugh my fucking ass off. But the things that come out of Lincoln's mouth are so excellent.

yesss, give me all the Ewen penis and no one gets hurt!

Fucking excellent job!

Bigelowe actually makes a Pumpkin Spice Tea. I don't find it flavorful enough but give it a try if you are interested!

damn, that's harsh :-/

Kanye crashing my bachelorette party would totally make my life.