Without Bette, there is no Beaches.

THANK. YOU.

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

My job blocked Jez! Just Jez, not the other sites! So you know a man did this.

You know it’s not that simple for a lot of people, right? I mean, good for you, but if you’re posting this as the standard to which people should be held, you’re dead wrong.

all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

I think Trump is pretty much the worst fucking human on the planet, and I have zero hope that this will lead to anyone other than him being president. But I am hoping that this makes his Thanksgiving leftovers taste a little less delicious and that he pee pees in his pants a little over this.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

The fuck is he on about? ”For every one new regulation, two old regulations will be eliminated (so important).” What kind of clown science is this? He really has NO IDEA what he’s doing, does he?

“George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” Where’s that guy?

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

nah

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

Women in the public eye never lose weight “by accident.”

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

This killed me last night. It makes me think of the “More Cowbell” sketch. The premise is ridiculous, it’s a one-note sketch, it isn’t so inherently funny as it is bizarre, but based on the total commitment of the performer is an instant classic.

Most of the living people’s names are wrong, too. I’d love to get Kenan’s reaction to being called “Kenyan.”

of all the idiotic things to be mad about, of which i have many, coffee related home paraphernalia is in my top 5.

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Thank you so much for this post, honestly. I have had the most awful day where I want to simultaneously sob and punch people in the face. I don’t have a good story, but I can’t wait to read everyone else’s.