You must not watch commericals on FX? I usually fast forward through commercials, but the first 50 or times I would stop to watch Adlon doing her best Sister Unella impression.

The Leftovers is my favorite show and I thought he was lovely on Fresh Air. So there!

Leave Joe alone! Brenda already did him dirty, moving in with him while banging Nate on the side, leaving him with nothing but his French horn for consolation. Poor Joe!

Please take that back about Justin Theroux!

Will it be better or worse than Prometheus though?

LOVE IS DEAD.

You know that her girlfriend’s playing a part in this. I’m sure young Ms. Clark felt certain... stirrings when watching Ricci in various late-’90s roles.

UM EXCUSE ME THE RUGRATS DID IN FACT GET OLDER

This has nothing to do with John Mayer and, title notwithstanding, only tangentially relates to killer whales. However, I’m going to post it anyway, because John Mayer will never write anything one tenth as good:

Thank you for explaining the television

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

No it’s real. Too fucking real. Fucking New York. This place sucks a bag of dicks and is also amazing. Very strange dichotomy. But the complaining is real as fuck.

Sex in a high-stress situation or embarrassing names for children?

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

Humblebrag!

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

Y’all - I saw her in Vegas a few years ago. Not like at an appearance or anything but just walking through the casino floor at like 3am. And by walking through I mean the most ridiculous hip-thrust-lean-back-intentional-resting-bitch-face-but-please-look-at-me walk with no less than a 20 person entourage. It was the…

Nah, but her assistant is:

is she DJing?