Meh. Boys 4 Now did it first and better.

Or nah.

Really Kirstie?

I’ve been a lurker over at GWA for quite a while. The more fringe-y stuff definitely stands out and does well, vote-wise, I think, because it’s an opportunity for people to get ... ahem ... material, that mainstream adult studios simply aren’t producing. The barrier to entry is incredibly low for people that want to…

Forget the outfit, I wanna trade boobs with her.

Do people forget that they were put on this show as babies?

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Is Ed Sheeran the bread?

And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

Taylor Swift winning album of the year is some serious bullshit. Kendrick Lamar and Alabama Shakes were far more deserving. I guess we couldn’t go one awards season without having America’s favorite little white princess playing the underdog victim card. GAAAH I can’t stand her.

Eh, I got married because I got pregnant, at 20. We married after our son was born when we were 21 and 22. Lots of hardships, to say the least. We learned (after the fact) that guests actually took bets as to how long our marriage would last. Six months was at the top end with a few being generous at one year. We are…

Thank you Sheldon Cooper

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

Help him, Donda. Help, help him Donda.

You can chart a pretty clear dropoff in his sanity after his mother passed away. I’ve long suspected that was the source of him losing his damn mind. He was a little loose before, but let’s be honest, George Bush DIDN’T care about black people. . . however, after his mother passed, I think it broke him or something.

There’s two!

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in her name it spells red anal ley?