In her acceptance speech, Burnett thanked co-stars, Harvey Korman and Tim Conway.

My son is 12 years old and he loves Macklemore. I had mixed feelings about him until my son asked me about the first White Privilege song and what it meant. I am so grateful for an opportunity to start an important conversation with my kiddo about our privilege in a way that doesn’t come across as another lecture from…

Kris stole Kim’s hella fancy marble. Kim can’t find anymore anywhere else. Kris is like, lol whatevs it’s like totes NBD I’ll find you some more and when I do I want 1mil and Kim’s like ok. The End.

So many questions (Starting with “Why would I have so many questions?”)

She had to redo Kanye’s whole bathroom!

Having two flowers for a name would be weird as hell for any of us serfs but, yeah, as the child of a celebrity that is about as normal as you can get.

It is especially fucked when you compare how much work Gillian has done since X-Files ended compared to what David has done. Woman has worked her ass off and deserves to be paid accordingly, for both experience and keeping her name out in front of the public. David was in Californiacation, and that’s about it.

Omg I totally forgot about Tommy Mottolla! She screwed up the whole system! Maybe now she’s marrying for money since she didn’t do it the second time, like you’re supposed to. I would say the third time is strictly for the peen but she did that the second time because that’s the only way I think anyone could tolerate…

When I was in my early twenties and a million miles away from even thinking about marriage, I had dinner with my friend and her mother. My friend’s parents divorced when she was four and her father raised her. A few years after the divorce, her mother remarried a super wealthy man, moved out of state, and had a family…

He was very a very famous figure in Quebec music, long before he ever met Celine.

Just as an aside to all of this, one of the stories linked says the guy walked in through an unlocked back door. Kids, please: lock your doors. I know you feel like nothing can happen to you at that age, but even if you feel like it’s unnecessary, please please pleasepleaseplease lock your doors. In college my brother…

You seem like fun.

yes his girlfriend is totally a normal person he met her like last summer when he was on vacation she’s actually a super hot model but she lives in canada right now and she travels a lot so that’s why you’ve like never met her.

That’s Julian Assange.

She’s 14. Calm your tits.

GOALS.

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.