Omg his name was never Zowie Bowie, everyone needs to stop that

Is it weird that her last name is still Bowie?

If any of you have not heard ‘I Am A Bird Now’ & like to weep, run do not walk to listen to it. She is one of the most expressive singers of our time, with unbelievable songs.

Oh my gosh! I didn’t know she was nominated. YEEEEEESSSSS. Is she gonna perform? Antony’s voice is an astonishing instrument.

I met Khaled many years ago through work and let me tell you that this is how he really is. He’s genuinely a positive person and really cool. I really hate that Khaled is being Columbused - hip hop can’t win. If their tough and rough its a genre “full of thugs that promotes horrible things to children” - but if its…

Kanye might have given Kim 150 presents this past Christmas, but never forget this, the very best (worst) Christmas gift of 2013

In Japan there are Buddhist monks who, at the end of their lives, practice a form of self-mummification by consuming a tea made from a plant that dehydrates them and dries into a sort of lacquer.

Yep! He did! And it’s actually really amazing to watch.

If a white person goes on vacation and doesn’t get cornrows did they really go on vacation?

How awesome would it be if that video linked in the tweet was the aforementioned video of him playing with his own butthole?

Yeah, to be fair, several commentators on this site said the same thing when jezebel reported on the Lawrence essay. The resounding attitude seemed to be “why do I care about a bunch of rich women?” Which, of course, is incredibly shortsighted because if the highest paid women in our country still can’t get paid what…

Whatever your name is, I guarantee it’s equally terrible. Your parents should be ashamed for naming you what they did. They should probably be ashamed at how they raised you, too.

Mock away, but I love Céline. She’s always entertaining. I also met her a few times when I was little and she couldn’t have been sweeter. Céline fan 4 life bitches!

WHY IS SHE USING THE BRITISH SPELLING OF FAVORITE? YOU ARE NEITHER BRITISH NOR CANADIAN, LINDSEY.

You were hands down the easiest Jezebel writer to warm up to in years. I’ve missed you, and I hope you and Allen (‘poor Allen’ is my fav Jez meme ever) have the best life together ever.

I’m going out tonight with nothing but a flask of vodka flavored with peppermint extract that I found in my cuppard today that expired a month ago, and a block of cheese for the walk home. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.