Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

Oh, celebrity gossip I can participate in! Tyga (the real one, real instagram account, all confirmed) sent rather inappropriate instagram messages to one of my coworker’s 14 year old sister. We had a big “NO STOP NO” chat with her, and she stopped responding which caused him to lose interest.

What’s up with incognito Indiana “namaste” Jones on the right?

...I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but they only showed her face. Like, you can’t tell from her face that she’s plus sized. Granted, they are selling makeup, but isn’t that a pretty common criticism of the way we show plus size women in ads and in magazines. Like if Adele is on the cover of a magazine, it’s pretty much…

Also the most coherent tweet Yoko has ever published.

Whelp, my cousin who is obsessed with Disney, worked there for years and got fired for being drunk on the job too many times, and just divorced his wife who is also obsessed with Disney, will be in luck trying to find a new partner!

My face seeing Bieber’s Instagram:

Probably because without the support of its female employees, the porn industry would utterly collapse and devolve into sex trafficking. I can’t say the same about any pro sports organizations.

Gerard Butler, Geoffrey Rush, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Brenton Thwaites

While I’m shocked that a movie about Egypt has an all white cast, I’m also shocked that Gerald Butler is still getting work.

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SO ILL SHARE THE STORY AGAIN.

While I agree that rape and sex are fundamentally different, the whole “rape is always about power and control, and never about sexual desire” thing that has been accepted as a truism really goes too far.

Also, the post about Paris didn’t mention anything about what Paris is or the history of France. What up, Jezebel?

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

I didn’t get the Tom Hiddleston love until I saw Only Lovers Left Alive. Now I get it, you guys.

I want that book. A lot.

Wait, WHAT. He danced to Closer??? I can't believe I never knew this. Kids, you are going to bed early tonight, mama has a movie to watch ...

I have seen both and been a receptionist. I did turn gay, though.

Mazel Tov, kids! There should be a German word (like schadenfreude or fremdschämen) to describe when someone finds happiness with a super fox and makes their nasty ex see exactly what they are missing. Sofia would be the embodiment of this word in that photo.