I have already commented once, but I am going to do it again, because I think the authors are missing a key point—with the advent of Uber and Lyft it is now MUCH easier to bail in the middle of the night. Before, I used to have to A) hope he lived on a busy enough street that I could find a cab, or B) commit to public…

I think I have left one night stands immediately after boning for every reason you listed. Most guys are cool with that, but every once in awhile you get someone who is like ‘but u girlfriend now’ over text as you’re walking back to your place, and then you know you made the right choice.

The worst part of staying over after a meh hookup is if they decide they feel frisky in the morning and want to kiss you. HELL NO I AM NOT KISSING YOUR STANKY MORNING MOUTH I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU. It should be noted I don’t feel this way about morning genitals. The reason why is a mystery.

oh GAVIN GAVIN GAVIN. Why must you also be a cliche? I’ve loved you since Glycerine in the rain, man. And you’re a nanny banger like that bro Affleck? DISAPPOINTING.

Why does he look oddly like Adrien Brody here?

This is my stuff, but I have never been a beauty and I had to go through a pretty hardcore “you are more than your face” period. I can only imagine what it is like to actually have beauty and feel like you are losing it, particularly in the public eye.

My junior year in college my roommate and I had a fascination with Ouija boards. We would pull it out for every little decision and for every one of life’s great mysteries (Will I get a good job? Will I get married? Where does the other sock go? Is the coke really pure?). Every once in awhile we would get a response…

Not scary at all but an update for those of you who remember my story from last year about our friendly ghost named Seymour:

I’ve shared my scary stories in past threads. I will just say that because of these scary story contests, when my SO and I were shopping to buy our first home, all I could think about was every story I’ve read over the years on this annual thread. As a result, his deal breakers were if the house didn’t have a…

At the end of the day, can we just stop and stare in awe at how good this lady looks in a shaved head?

Shhhhhh

I like Amber Rose. But, I’m not a huge fan of her saying that all men cheat. Isn’t making a blanket statement about a gender exactly what she’s trying to rally against?

He compares the exercise of working through 1989’s songs to “being in Ghostbusters or something, and then all of a sudden I have to go do Shakespeare”. As in, his material is the goofy franchise, hers is the oeuvre of the greatest writer that ever lived. It’s possibly an overgenerous analogy.

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Holy shit is that...is that Kylie? If so, this is like some borderline Rachel Dolezal level drag.

Did anyone else think that room looks like he’s keeping her locked up in a nicely decorated retro dungeon? Also, how is the President in this video so hot? Have we all become the hipster version of Canada?

Nothing besides “take your husbands name” has become even marginally mainstream enough to not merit side eye and questions