Uber hotline: “Larry is my name, raping was once a game of mine. Hello?”

That kitten’s name is Mercy. And she’s dead.

The CPA in me chuckled at this.

Is the entire generation of twenty somethings on downers?

That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.

Gay…

I don’t remember her wearing any of these...

Surprisingly accurate. Just needs the boots and bracers.

I got dumped pretty spectacularly, once. My ex-boyfriend’s birthday was four days later. I agonized very briefly over whether I should call him, or send a card, or something, to wish him a happy birthday, but ultimately decided not to.

“When Harry Met Sally” fooled me into sticking around far too long, waiting for him to have an epiphany that never came.

German Shepherds are just the worst drivers. Christ, 9 and 3 on the wheel, motherfucker. And, how about actually looking at the road?

The mumble music is PERFECT. Just the right touch of “vocal fry”.

Ooh, new pro for getting Sling TV. Will watch.

Do you see her stomach?? Flaunt it, girl

Men do seem excellent at getting paid. More.

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

“Equal rights for everyone of all genders” is essentially the definition of feminism. Don’t back away from the big, scary F-word!

He was the only thing I cared about in that damned show.

It is. But sometimes people need to write stupid things about trending terms to get clicks.