I have been asked exactly six times, during different interviews at different companies, how I plan to balance my work life with children. My husband has been asked exactly zero times. My point is even if you have an egalitarian parenting role, it is still assumed by corporate America that the woman will be the one to…

Alternatively, and frankly, more realistically, young women need to prepare for the upcoming Heist-Economy. Are you skilled in gymnastics or contortion? Hone those skills so you can cartwheel through a laser trapped corridor or fit into a vase. Good with people? Consider becoming a fence, so you can connect stolen…

God is sufficient? Is that a thing? It sounds like something from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Like how’s your god? “Eh, he’s ok I guess... I don’t know, he’s so-so. He’s sufficient.”

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

Still depressed over Gwen & Gavin.

Katy hikes in nylons. Katy hikes in nylons? KATY HIKES IN NYLONS!?

It is so weird to bring up True Blood in that interviews! Just watching it I feel like I am hallucinating, I can only imagine how the guests on live television felt!!

i’ve never seen this before and i kind of can’t believe that happened. but it really did...

He really loves the True Blood.

But have you seen the True Blood?

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

She's releasing a makeup collaboration line with Urban Decay in later November, so fingers crossed they release her majestic red lipstick! I will be first in line for it!

I wish she would shut the fuck up so that I can enjoy her goddam music but she refuses.

brb, going to cry in the darkness

Exactly. It’s also why women continue to want amazing memorable proposals, and men want to give them: because we want markers in our lives that feel “magical” somehow. We want to believe that we’re somehow special or unusual, and the world isn’t just waking up to the same old shit every day.

My boyfriend and I met online, way back when it was not that cool to admit that you cruise Craigslist for dates. I really don’t think he ever told anyone how we actually met. I regularly told people because I thought it was funny or edgy or something, I don’t know.

Why? Because our lives are mundane drudgery and all of us want something, no matter how brief and stupid, that is magical and special to happen to us. No one gets an owl at age 11, no one follows a white rabbit down a hole. We sustain ourselves with fictions because reality is mostly an awful, cold place where you…

Nicki Minaj: I definitely think we have a normal relationship off camera. We’re like any other couple in the hood.

I can’t believe that no one has figured out or leaked the paternity of January Jones’s kid yet. She must be some kind of witch. My money is on Ashton Kutcher