I’m more worried that we’re using up our planet’s Lorde supply too quickly. Let her sleep and get healthy and learn to capitalize things or we’ll never get another album!

I don’t think he’s even that pretty. I like my men a little more Doc Marten, a little less Uggs.

Fact: Matt McGorry can get it any day and twice on Sundays.

Ummm, did you know, in The Sims 3, when you “woo-hoo” in someone elses house, you have a stride of pride for like 3 sim hours? I never knew until I played it recently for the first time in years and lo, did my sim sex it up with everyone.

Plus no one with THIS FACE has the right to go after anyone else’s face. Having a shapeFULL colorless face of a blank avatar isn’t better . I get that your face is all triangles and sharp edges but it’s not improvement.

Easy to remember tip

How to look like Kylie: Look at Kim’s Instagram/Twitter pictures from six months ago.

How to Make Your Breasts Look Girlie (Advice from an Asshole)

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Don’t forget white. Seriously, all the pictures I can find of it are 100% white.

My favourite Sia song.

I’d like this story better if they shared the same gyro. I think I might be hungry...?

I miss the old Courtney, the one that used to terrify even Madonna.

Last week on SNS I posted about my father’s impending death, and so many of you replied to me with your own stories of dealing with dying loved ones. It was more helpful than you can imagine. I just wanted to update and say that my dad died early on Sunday morning, about 10 hours after I posted my story here. It was…

I was having a fantastic Saturday, until a friend stopped by earlier. She asked if she could make herself a sandwich for lunch. Sure, no problem. We eat each other’s food all the time. After a few minutes, I went into the kitchen to grab myself something, too. She was making a peanut butter and butter sandwich. No…

Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

Maybe it’s because I’m five foot one

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

I don’t want Natalie Portman to feel bad, I want Zach Braff to feel bad.