Azalea, whose birth name is Amethyst Kelly

Yeah, I may put up with it from people I see twice a year at most and am related to. It’s just so not worth it. I will still correct them and insist “I AM STILL MS. MY LAST NAME AND WILL SOON BE Dr. MY LAST NAME” if it comes up because since getting married, it’s been all kinds of “but WHY not” on taking his name but…

It really depends on how close you are to your friends. If they are casual friends, I would just let it slide. Pick your battles and this wouldn’t even be a pillow fight. But if you knew them really well, almost on a family level, then by all means, call them out. Even if it’s as simple as a, “Seriously?”

During a conversation about a gang rape that took place near here recently, a friend-acquaintance of mine said “well what did the girl think would happen when she went back to the barracks with four guys?”

So, rest stop on the NY state thruway, changed my 1 year old’s diaper then, with him IN MY ARMS, changed my tampon. How does this rank ? (besides, obviously, being a questionable parenting decision)

It’s not the word I would use either. Or “fun” for that matter. But I feel like that’s what Lena has written in her LiveJournal bio.

This could be us but you playin

Let yourself still wander naked under the full moon, and drink moonshine with the stars.

whoaaa Nellie (see what I did there)

I was not aware that there was a vast untapped market for human breast milk-flavored ice cream.

We have a version of that too:

To be fair, if your parents didn’t make you and your siblings all wear that Old Navy flag shirt every goddamn Fourth of July, are you really even American?

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

nope? Did you even think about our clits? DID YOU?!?

Yes—providing he sings, “It Ain’t Over Til It’s Over” while we’re intercoursing.

Yes.

Yup, this reminds me a lot of how I felt in my twenties. Except the new technologies were like....Facebook. Now I’m starting to understand that saying that every generation thinks it’s the one that invented sex.