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My husband and I met our last semester in college, dated for a year before moving in together, and dated for six years before getting married. Anyway, when I was helping him pack to move in together, I found a notebook where he’d written a letter to his ex-girlfriend that he never gave her. It was a beautiful letter.

This just in, the Beatles were the exception to most musical acts and not the norm.

I want to get on board him.

I only read the Jidenna part and the answer to anything Jidenna related is always: YASSSSSSSSSSSS

Can’t help but hear a Tina Belcher “eehhhhhh” when I look at this.

I know this is off track, but everytime I think of the outrage at Amandla being cast as Rue, I get so irritated... DID NONE OF THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THE DISCRIPTION OF RUE IN THE BOOK?!?

It’s actually uncanny.

Fuck diaphragms. FUCK THEM TO HELL. They get stuck, they pop out and shoot across the room, they develop holes, they leave you dripping spermicide for a full goddamned day after using them, I don’t give a DAMN what this new one is made of or what’s supposed to be so special about it. It will still do all those things,

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Khloe and Kourtney take Menhattan? (I apologize)

We’ll always have these moments...(gif parade)

Over/under guess for how many reality show spinoffs E! will get out of this...

Goldblum is hotter than Hemsworth. #fact

I think it might a boom box fanny pack so she’s getting little Eugene familiar with daddy’s oevre.

Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

It’s so weird to hear H. Jon Benjamin’s voice come from his actual human body. But I like it!

Real talk, David Wain is one of the most brilliant comedic forces working today, and if you disagree you’re a real dumb dumb.

I couldn’t give a hoot’s toot whether Kim identifies as feminist or not. I mean, good for her, but still. Whatever.