Welp, pretty much every tabloid called it. Which makes me wonder... what else do they know?

It’s not the children’s job to make things right after a divorce. If he and Goldie had issues, it is their job to overcome them if he wanted to be a father to them.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

Bacon vodka bloody Marys. Ugly Dog bacon vodka, spicy V8, lime juice, celery salt, garlic salt, worstershire sauce, black pepper. It’s the greatest bloody Mary you will ever have. I’m sorry for the chronic pain!

I feel like Rasputin really gets the last laugh, here. Sending (alleged) dick pics from beyond the grave.

I got married at 30 and saw no need for a bachelorette party. If I want to get drunk and see male strippers with my friends, my wedding ring doesn’t hinder me from doing so. My husband did have a bachelor party and the stripper who gave him a lap dance had such bad BO that he puked and had to come home. I laughed till…

Because for some guys (ie: asshats, douchebros, Wall St. types) its about bragging to their friends they hooked up with someone who’s engaged, married, etc. It’s a game to them, like when they press a guys girlfriend right infront of them.

The dress is magic! The large gingham on top + small gingham on bottom + waist actually sitting at natural waist + the positioning of the little cross strips at side-to-back + the shape of the skirt = illusion of perfectly teeny tiny waist! I mean, Caplan actually does have a small waist, but barring a complete apple…

You ever watch Mike and Molly just to see Melissa McCarthy?

Neither does anyone else.

Former Victoria’s Secret employee here. White girls be stealin’.

Clearly North is Kim’s to Kris Jenner for the foreseeable future. Kanye wants a Kanye to Kanye for that time too.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

Right?

I’m not sure why I’m so invested in Jennifer and Ben’s marriage but I am and won’t believe anything until I hear their joint statement asking for privacy at this difficult time through their publicist.

like forget his clothes

Flip flops are the main difference between New York and California. Wear flip flops in New York and people will look at you like you are actual dog shit. I can wear flip flops to a wedding in California and it’s fine.