This piece was an eye opener. It’s basically a list of all the known times that she has claimed to be a victim because of whatever race she said she was at the time.

If this was for real and this woman was just quietly living her life as a black woman, I would have some sympathy. I’d be confused, I would still have some issues, but I'd at least have some sympathy.

Yeah that might fly if she hadn’t sued Howard University for discrimination and claimed it was because she was white. This wasn’t when she was 5 years old, she was applying for a teaching assistant job at Howard. So her story changes to suit the questions being asked.

Hey, my lawn is dead right now, Steve. Paying a ton in property taxes does not entitle you to use more than your fair share of water. No one is forcing you to live on a property that looks “like an African savanna.” Feel free to move, Steve. I bid you adieu. Bye!

I asked myself what Kylie Jenner’s music would sound like and then this popped into my head.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

Applying the Tom Cruise principle, I assume that any good looking leading-man type actor who lists his height as 5’8 is actually small enough to fit inside my purse.

Kardashian Dialectics 1) Hating the Kardashians came first, in small part because they objectively made the public sphere worse off, and in large part out of snobbery. 2) In response to the haters’ consensus, loving the Kardashians became cool, because it’s counterintuitive and contrarianism is cool. The love became a…

love the stock photo, and now i must post my frenchies.

I guess Uncle Jesse forgot his big sister, Pam, was KILLED by a drunk driver!

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

I wish I could say that I’m surprised by the amount of people defending her but I can’t. White women can pretty much get away with anything. Must be nice. *waits for angry white female commentators to complain*

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

Fuck the Dos Equis guy. This is the most interesting man in the world.

There goes my dream of seeing Chrisopher Lee play King Haggard in a live action Last Unicorn

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

One vote for “would fuck.”

I’m so upset that this amazing show is over forever.