I don’t think Max was a sidekick in his own movie. He was more of the, ahem, vehicle through which we witnessed Furiosa’s journey. Which is in line with previous Mad Max films (excluding maybe the first one).

Honey Bee’s Dying should be the title of a Nicki Minaj album or a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Okay, smart ass. If it wasn’t her, whos is recponcible? Honey Bee? Well, Honey Bee’s Dying so now what?

Ava looks like her mom’s twin but the girl has her dad’s eyes. It’s crazy, like, I don’t look like my parents at all, and she looks like her mom completely and very much has her dad’s eyes!!

I would have loved to have talked to that guy about how In-n-Out gets pretty good reviews on paying better wages than other fast food places, how they do tend to promote from within, and that it’s not the end of the world to work some minimum wage at 23 (even with a degree) so you can gain perspective when you’re…

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

I can’t help rooting for Kimye to last forever. They’re a match made in reality tv/celebrity gossip heaven!

How DARE you sully Jordan almonds in this manner? My local Amish market has them in their bulk section and they are delicious when not 3 year old leftover wedding favors.

For me:

Plus, this is the only Mama

He said he can sue, not that he can have the embryos. Basically passing the buck to another judge.

My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’

As if most Irish people would be paying any attention to what the Pope is saying anymore.

NO! Seems perfect for the Red Dragon. I love it. And you have reminded me that I once saw Woody Harrelson get kicked out of the CC Club, because he wouldn’t wear shoes. The bouncer was like “I don’t give a fuck if you are Woody Harrelson, you have to wear shoes, DICK!” And another time Lindsay Lohan was bounced from…

Speaking of swimsuits, I just found this on Etsy. Devastated that it’s not available in my size.

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

I just realized these posts are all files to “women be shoppin”. Love it.

I maintain that it is in fact shade because the plausible deniability factor is so high. Why would she wear a 2-3 year old shirt as shade over a current beef? You’d have to be really trying and in the end you’d be the one looking pressed. Which is precisely why she can easily say she wasn’t trying, while Tyga’s ears…

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh, I want so badly! I hate that I don’t have that kind of cash to spare right now because these are everything.