i’d like to read more of this fan-fiction please

no please no thank you

In my 20 years of gay male sex having, I think maybe 1 time out of ten has been in the morning, and usually those were when he or I (or both!) were too drunk to get ‘er done the night before. And I’ve never known anyone to complain about the lack of morning sex, so...

Ugh. My husband loves morning sex, but seriously guys. Morning sex = morning breath. No thanks.

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

Must support team Bat amongst all this cat and dog love.

I was actually rooting for the “Yes” side but then my ass would be worried about how that would affect us and the Quebecois so I kept my support of their cause to myself.

“I do school every weekday :)“

I made for the first time ever breaded porkchops in grandmas iron skillet. How I’ve managed to go 37 years without doing this, I don’t know. They were magnificent. Now for some kitty cat & one slightly pornographic dog pic. Happy Saturday.

NO. You’re busy. You can’t. You...are in another wedding that same weekend. Anything. It will take you two seconds to say no and god knows how many hours and how many dollars if you say yes.

I know you’re excited about your project, but I feel like creative people should be compensated for their work with something more than a copy of the book. Just my opinion. See also: Should I Work for Free?

I just watched the most amazing commercial and then immediately went to the site and paid the shipping for the free sample to be sent to me. I’ve never done that before, but this ad just made me laugh so hard and stare with my mouth open. That kind of advertising deserves to be rewarded.

What’s bullshit is Pitchfork and their cooler-than-thou brand of know-it-all douchery.

How has Emma been at the top of the list for so damn long. Rachel on Friends had her baby years ago!

Did Hillary Duff say “you can promise babies?” What?

When I was in high school, I was a foreign exchange student in Germany. While I was studying abroad, I had to attend a wedding of a cousin of the family I was staying with. The reception lasted for 8+ hours, but one of the things I remember was the bride & groom sawing a log in half. It’s a German tradition and it’s…

ooooh that penis is PINK

will watch only if Joel Kinnaman is her plucky sidekick

This many posts and no mention of the Divacup?!