Neither was I, but in order to celebrate National Grilled Cheese Day + Game of Thrones season 5 premiere, I created a grilled cheese flight themed after the Stark children. There’s more than one way to earn nerd cred. ;)

King Louis doesn’t seem to mind the pain.

The Daytime Emmy’s have not been the same since Passions left. The one true soap in this world.

I wish she would go full-on Esperanza Spalding with her hair . . . .

The thing about Kanye is that people hate him for being himself, and not pretending to be a quiet, polite celebrit who does what’s expected of them. He happens to be the kind of person who needs to be overly confident and believe in his work, and the people around him, and he comes off like an asshole. He wants…

I want to take this opportunity to give a shout-out to the best boardwalk of all time: the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Go ride the Giant Dipper, body surf in the ice-cold Pacific, eat an enormous corn dog, drink homemade lemonade, get a sunburn, rinse, repeat.

One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…

CALIFORNIA.

This is amazingly fortuitous because I have just copped to my personal embarrassing celebrity crush: Pitbull. I mean, logically he is a ridiculous human being. But, yeah. I'm like magnetized by his incredibly slow and laborious rapping.

Me too. Never forget...

How can anyone not love Florence. She’s magical!

My Top Munchy Food List*

[if you haven't seen Battleship please do yourself a favor and watch it. If even just for Rihanna's acting.]

There’s an OKCupid question along the lines of, “Would you grope an attractive stranger on a crowded subway train? In this scenario, the person wouldn’t know that you had groped them or that they had even been groped at all.”

Answers to that question make for an excellent way of immediately disqualifying certain…

It’s probably where he got his little red swimsuit.

I worked at Frederick’s for about two years while I was in college, after a year at vastly inferior Victoria’s Secret. I think it got a bad rep as tacky and skanky, when really it was inclusive and fun. We carried a range of sizes from AA-F in bras and even plus sizes in the more outrageous lingerie, like the corsets…