fucking solid, yo.

I’m an American who lives in the UK. I have lived here for 13 years. I don’t hate the USA, but it’s a hard place to defend. I also have to defend Americans from the idea that a fair amount of Brits think we are fucking stupid.

I don’t like telling people I grew up in Palo Alto because of the preconceived notions of what Palo Alto is like. I hated it so much when I lived there and it’s only gotten more obnoxious. However, it’s a beautiful place to live, near so many nice things, my parents are there (my friends aren’t - too absurdly…

My problem is her saying that she wished she looked like that all the time. I interpreted that as, “I wish my skin was darker”, hence why people are accusing her of using blackface. I don’t necessarily think that whoever styled her intended for her to look black, but she’s definitely been trying to imitate a black…

Woo been waiting for this. So I’ve been trying out different lip stains and this is what I’ve found.

I want to know how her husband feels about it.

I want to hear more of your opinions please.

Forget Mount Rushmore, South Dakota is home to both the Corn Palace AND Wall Drug

She (likely HE) is on FIRE.

Is it just me, or are the trolls in the Gawkerverse today weirder than normal? They’re not particularly vicious, which is a nice change of pace, but they’re weird, right?

I love the hell out of Amy Schumer. I saw her live a few weeks ago and she was raw and nasty for the entire hour. The only thing I tired of was her fat gags. As someone who is truly obese and must buy all of my crap clothes from crappy online retailers, her constant self-deprecations about being big got a bit old.…

Excuse me, Mr. Finger. I don’t know what you have against mini-bottles but they are not trash.

1. I hope this video has men in yoga pants bending over.

hahahahahaha "you can not police me/so get off my areola areola areola"

Fuck... YES.

also Jidenna is bae

OMFG ITS HERE